February jokes

Evalyne Simpson, Feature's editor

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  1. Why don’t they let Punxsuatwney Phil watch TV?
  2. Why did the NFL player go to the bank?
  3. What did one font say to the other font on Valentines day?
  4. Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentines Day cards?



  1. He keeps hogging the remote
  2. To get his quarterback
  3. You’re just my type
  4. His heart wasn’t in it